emmanuel ugochukwu

happy new year/gong xi fa.....

2009-02-02T08:01:00.000-08:00

been a long time since i last been up in dis my own joint..been reading dat of friends tho..
so wats new with me? hmmm...life hard..the going just gets tougher.. but then i ask, will all these be worth it? HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE. yea i knw its 2 late for regular "happy new years" so GONG XI FA CHAI!

:(

2008-08-10T06:23:00.000-07:00

exams just suck...

SINGAPORE JOKES

2008-07-17T20:51:00.000-07:00

someone sent me an email with the above title n i couldnt help but share it..

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'

latley

2008-07-07T21:03:00.000-07:00

School work just sucks..i wish its easier at the end.
for some reasons,i hate hospitals. i think they scare me,cos am not sure y i hate them, or maybe its the feeling of having to take panadols cos the sight of one irritates me... well lately i had no option but to even spend nites the...i was briefly cut open for a while n it sucks cos i get to sleep facing the ceiling with no choice cos of pains from the cut...goodnews is ,i can now face a new direction(just one tho.)..but then its still beta than the cieling..
B4 dis, i really had dreams of going the annual music festival n get drunk on 'tuak', but i guess dat aint gonna happen for me..:(..so i used the intended rwmf 'budjet' and invested in sumthing else...wanna try guessing?Yup! i craved it so bad after i first saw it..now i got it. next thing i wish to get is a horse...yup a horse...

wats up opinion?

2008-06-18T12:04:00.000-07:00

i have been so busy with school work n project that i rarely get time to update my blog...oh yea lazy too..

i came across this pic today n i couldnt help but post it. its so funny n i wanna knw wat ya all think too..
gross or funny?! wats ur opinion?

countdown to my bday

2008-06-09T05:56:00.000-07:00

yay! its my birthay in a couple of hours! i already gotten two gifts but i cant open them up until 12...am throwing a party also on my bday nite..am feeling lucky sumhow..pics will be uploaded wen i get them.;)

malaysian english vs british english

2008-05-20T06:08:00.000-07:00

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

broken...

2008-05-11T11:56:00.000-07:00

ok i think i have hit the jackpot of stupidity....i just got a nice new macbook couple of weeks ago (2weeks) and now i have broken the top part off. well i sent it back to apple n am waiting for the bill. i dunno how to feel now. i just hope the price for a new top doesnt drive me nuts cos am not gonna pay with my ball.:(...well shit happens. next time i will be more carefull. atleast it wasnt stolen dis time.:D....

i went to see the movie speed racer today n it was really good(atleast 4 me n my friends)! at first it looked so like a joke but then it turned out nice! Rain is doin pretty good for himself.

damn hollywood gotta be good on me.:P

worst son!

2008-05-02T11:38:00.000-07:00

My parents do lots of nice things 4 me..my frens say am spoilt, n some say am just a 'daddy' or 'mummy' boy..well its their opinion.

Rite now i feel like the worst son ever! i don't even know my parents birthday! well i guess dats because am not their parents(does dat make sense?)...

Today i was at VA n i got a call from my mum n she sed "u r bad! not even a happy bday sms!" n i was like, "i thot it was on the 23rd of march?" n she sed it was on the 2nd.. to make it worse, i asked "mummy, how old are you now?"...wtf! i don't even knw my mums age!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!! I LOVE U! i could have asked u to marry me but that guy called my dad was faster.:(...

MOMS ROCK!!!!

iron man

2008-04-30T13:34:00.000-07:00

i have no idea to wat other people think, but i think "iron man" was a 'kick ass' movie...i would give it a 8 outa 10...i loved the ride used...audi's are so sick looking n the latest one "Audi R8" which was used in the movie is d best audi 4 me so far...

one thing i dont like bout the movie is d fact dat he revealed

his identity..super heroes are not allowed to do dat! or didnt stan lee mention dat part to them? nways, the movie was impressive. cant wait 4 hell boy to be released..

its a holiday

2008-04-22T13:02:00.000-07:00

Thank God my exams are over, now i got all the time to do wateva i want(for two weeks atleast)...

i got a new laptop since the last one was stolen when ppl broke into my house..

i have a thing 4 apple books, so i decided i should get myself one...

actually, my main drive bout getting the mac book was cos of the fancy luminated logo behind. i could have preffered the black color tho, but it was more price for nothing basically. the hard disk n color is only wat difers it from mine,n its about rm1000 more expencive. its a lil bit complicating using the mac, but then i will get used to it soon. the funny part is, i cant use a mac for my school project.:(..but who cares? i mite as well get an acer of 1299 dat has windows.:D.

funniest man alive

2008-04-03T19:04:00.000-07:00

David Khari Webber Chappelle (born august 24th,1973) is an american stand-up comedian, television/screen producer and actor. In 2003, he became known for his popular sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show.

its suprising that both of his parents are professors. his dad William David Chappelle III, was a professor at Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. His mother, Yvonne K. (née Reed), was a professor at Howard University and the University of Maryland and is also a Unitarian Universalist minister..

Comedy Central's parent company Viacom reportedly offered Chappelle a $55 million contract (giving Chappelle a share of DVD sales) to continue production of Chappelle's Show for two more years while allowing him to do side projects. Chappelle had stated that sketches are not his favorite form of comedy, and that the characteristics of the show's format were somewhat like short films.and after this, he just walked away! how many guys walks away from 55million usd!?!?! its no wonder oprah had to ask him herself. but then if u look at his own point of view, he sed taking the deal would be like prostitution to him..he d hoe, n viacom the pimps. like he was gonna do wateva he wanted. after dave turned down the deal, n went missing, nobody thot he would be in...well guess 4 a try...

yup! africa! wanted to really feel among.

i am a huge fan of dave chappelle, mostly because of his parody n skits.they r fucking hillarious..like the one he did on R.kelly..

PISS ON YOU (R.KELLY)

if dis isnt enough y not see this...a skit on y he quit "chappelles show"

he also did a skit on matrix..

the MATRIX SPOOF

THE SAMUEL .L. JACKSON SPOOF

RED BALLS(cocaine in a can)

lil jon calls lil jon

since dave quit comedy central and his contract wasnt over, there needed to be a replacement. and dat replacement happens to be...

thx 4 watching..hope u enjoyed it...cheers.

happy bday gals

2008-03-30T08:10:00.000-07:00

Saturday the 29th of march was the day the my fav set of twins marked another day in thier lives...

The party was at the poolside of village grove condominiums and the required dressing code was meant to be all white, tho some ppl had a mixture of colors..as 4 me,i did just as dey sed n turned up all white...

a few pics of the event..most pics r on random cams and i havnt got them yet.

i delivered.. birthday gals

victor pimping!(pharoah is in the building) tosin(aka soulja girl)

leg showoff

asswatch(wtf!)

9ners (mobo n yusuf)its just a pose ppl (with joy)

tosin giving me the looks *cough* feeling like soulja boy here (yah yah trick!)

me n victor with the celebrants

me n jennifer.(i wasnt ready wen dis pic was taken.;))

mr Atako

victor rocking one of the celebrants to a dancehall tune.

he got too tipsy n decided to take a swim...with his clothes shoes n wallet on.

these are d few pics i had on my cam..other pics which includes dancing in the pool n other stuffs were in sombody else's cam...

i finally quit drinking beer. yay! i drink hieniken now. for those thinking its still beer, u r wrong cos i watched a commercial on you-tube where they sed "more than just a beer". fair enof 4 me. thx ppl. cheers.

greatest dancer

2008-03-25T10:59:00.000-07:00

i remember back in the days when my dad would say "no homework, no jackson"..it was all because of this...

Michael Jackson'hiphop - Celebrity bloopers here

Michael jackson is still the best...erm bout the lil boyz thingy, does it really matter? i regard dat as private...

am seeing things!!!

2008-03-22T09:54:00.000-07:00

i neva took a pic of wat am bout to say cos i was stunned dat i i couldnt reach 4 my cam...

i know humans do have threesomes or groupie sex, but the fact that dogs do thesame, is just amazing!

i was driving to school dis morning at bout 8 wen i spotted three dogs at the middle of the road in stampin.

ok i could see dat the dog untop was humping the female cos of its waist movments, but wat i didnt understand was y the other dog was also the until i drove closer n behold, its trottle proppeler was in too but in a reverse order making it 2 trottle proppeler's in one chamber of commerce !

i actually wasted 10 mins of my class time n car fuel figuring it out..the best part is, cos they were at the middle of the road, i wasnt the only driver amazed! i had like 4 other ppl watching with me.

been a while.

2008-03-20T12:05:00.000-07:00

been a while since my last blog post...
for some reason i love the song "low" by flo rida, it just reverses my mood from bad to good all the time i hear it while in a bad mood...
i feel funny rite now cos dis post or blogging in general makes me feel new to the whole thing,i guess i will get used to it againg soon after more posts..

What is it with malaysian drivers? y r they labelled the worst drivers in the world?(not by me)...the other day, i was driving down from padugan area and a SLEEPING old lady was gonna hit me n instead i ended up in the curb n the lady ended up causing another crash! who sleeps while driving!!???!!! the funny thing is she neva stopped. well i gave chase(which was fun cos i felt like 007), only to find out it was just an old lady! damm i was gonna show my middle finger to her! well maybe sum other time..

life here sucks

2008-02-22T23:53:00.000-08:00

its not up to a year when my house got broken into n i lost my laptop n other stuffs, well its happened again but this time worse..oh yea i lost another laptop...it feels so depressing to realise dat all the stuffs u cherish most are gone..n worse of all,my family pics! dats Wat i see anytime i feel down n i will feel good immediately...well, wateva dat doesnt killme would just make me stronger..:)

Laziness

2008-02-21T11:24:00.000-08:00

So finally i get to update my blog. Nothin much to write now,just dat it feels good sending a blog from ur phone.(i love SE!).d only bad thing bout it is dat u can only upload 1 pic.but atleast its still good.cheers.

NEW YEAR!.......2008

2008-01-02T13:06:00.000-08:00

2008 is finally here! time to make new year resolutions! and may new year resolution include:

1. Make money! lots of it!

2. go places! lots of places!

3. become a guru in class (yea rite)

4. Minimise partying as much as i can!

5. be at peace with every1

6. get a girl (like wtf!)

7. Make my sis cook 4 me every weekend (since she has decieded to come over :( )

8. Eat sushi(thx kim!)

AND BEST OF ALL

9. Graduate to the rank of "JEDI PIMP PLAYA" of 2008! yea like WTF, am gonna be a p.i.m.p, n thats the chizzle up in dis bizzle (wtf does dat mean?)

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!!! thanks 4 does dat supported me last year (2007), I LOVE U ALL!

AM NOT DEAD!!!

2007-12-26T10:19:00.000-08:00

Lots of things to do has totally taken me away from my blog....I been having tons of fun lately with my family dat I even had to extend my return from the 3rd of January till the 13th of January...

I couldn’t believe how big my lil sisters had grown, and they even got cuter...i can't write on much at this moment, but i will have more posts soon wheneva i can..
Oh yea, am still alive people(wtf!) n i arrived Nigeria safetly!

welcome to NIGERIA
my sisters
sis anita
sis karen
karen..
cousin chiamaka
sis karen

FINALLY!!!

2007-11-05T12:56:00.000-08:00

Finaly, i got a new cam since the last one was stolen, and also am gonna be with my family in a couple of days!

I got the canon s5is and am loving it! i got it on saturday morning immediatly i woke up! and just incase u wanna knw, i didnt even shower b4 goin, and i was dealling with a lil hangover from friday nite.

Nway, i left 4 santubong resort after i got the cam dat day,n i had a couple of test shots.

THESE SHOTS WHERE TAKEN BY ME...i just took random pics since no one would pose 4 me.lol
i also got a free tripod!
dammn!!! its 5.35am. need to sleep now..thx 4 ...am out.

photoshoot with amber

2007-11-02T12:20:00.000-07:00

recently i wanted to get some pics of myself for my mum, and i went to amber's studio to get dat fixed,n it didnt turn out bad at all, and i had fun in d process.

i had to make most of them large prints...

ITS saturday the 3rd of november, which means, i got 5 more days to be HOME!! oh yea i dont HAVE my dream camera yet! hmmm...

bad day

2007-10-29T10:55:00.000-07:00

with my exams comming up on wednesday,dis is a bad time to fall ill!:(...i hate it wen i fall ill,it feels like a curse. and as of today,i was gonna start study,but wat do i get? just lay on my bed all day, got few medical tips from amber and feeling a lil beta now,so i decided to post dis cos i think the book worsens my health.

fight for kisses..

2007-10-24T11:02:00.000-07:00

i saw dis clip on metacafe n i thot it was a really cool to put up here...

Fight For Kisses - The best video clips are here
it reminds me of my two lil sisters. the older one who is 7 now usually did things to impress my mum and cool lil tricks dat made my other sister who is 3 now cry. she would get a tooth pick n use it on the youger one while my mum is carrying her,making her cry until a major consolation procedure is carried.it used to be very funny to me! dat instance i knew dat was really my sis.

i cant wait to go back home! its been 2yrs n 3months since i saw my familly. but then its all gonna change dis november. the only thing painful bout goin, was wen i had to pay 4 my ticket. i had to decide if to buy with such amount or not and it took me 1week to realise dat it was worth it since i was gonna see my family.:)...

the only thing i fear is dat i hav lacked so much parenting care and i wonder if am still gonna be used to it. hmmm i still wanna be mummy's boy, but if mummy is still same as i left her, then there is gonna be a problem cos i think i change!

the good part, is i no longer think chivas sucks.lol. i remember when my dad would offer me a non mixed sip n i will end up drinking stuffs just to make the taste go away. but now, its gonna be "daddy u up 4 'one go'?"....

raya raya!!

2007-10-15T09:10:00.000-07:00

selemat hari raya!!! this raya i didnt visit much houses, just went to nadia's on saturday and spent the whole day there and even ended up passing out there.

well sunday morning, we left to BAKO NATIONAL PARK and it was fun, too bad i had no real cam but my phone to take pics,tho it didnt turn out bad. i love the wild life and the scenery there.

enjoying the view!

sumhow dis looks small here but its actually massive n big!

i love this HOG! i named its "napoleon"

meet the most advanced theives in the park. i hate em!

2 me, the is the most beatifull animal i encountered at the park.i tried touching it and almost lost my hand.

finally we had to leave today which is monday,back to kuching. i must say its worth it,but goin there countering the waves is one of my scariest moments of my life! oh yea , riding back, we saw some huge crocs ,but i could not take out my cam cos it was raining.:(.nway it was fun!.

0 - 100

2007-10-09T09:17:00.000-07:00

Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something like this…

But her husband presented her with something very different...

The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!

all gone :(

2007-10-07T02:49:00.000-07:00

finally i got the courage to cut my hair after battling with myself over it for about a week.lol..now i look more like a 17yr old.but on the other hand,i will get them back in a couple of months.:)

BEFORE CUTTING

WHILE CUTTING

AFTER THE CUT

am so 14 yr old looking n ....nevermind.:(

changes

2007-10-03T03:56:00.000-07:00

I finally wanna have a change,it doesnt matter if its 4 the better or 4 d worse. sum mite say am beta , sum mite say am worse, but am saying,its just a change.

To start with,am gonna cut of my hair,no more briads or curly long hair.

Then am gonna stop turning down "offers".(its gotten to its peak).

Most of all am no longer gonna give a shit bout wat ppl say or think bout me.

Am gonna be ME with a lil alteration.

Oh yea 1 thing i wouldnt wanna change is my stupidity, its so fun having it as a talent.],i wonder my life without being stupid. well i wont change on dat aspect but wat am gonna do is IMPROVE on it!...

exams

2007-09-28T06:44:00.000-07:00

i got an exam tomorw,n i have no clue or do i say only half a clue to wat its all about..final class b4 the exam n i dont get wat is sed in class..

yea...i also thot i was paying attention here...

tryin to catch up...well sumtimes u gotta pose 4 d cam n let the teacher just flow with u..time to study now..i hate the fact dat i got to study on a FRIDAY nite! i should be in SOHO!!

wat i think bout money

2007-09-17T01:02:00.000-07:00

1st of all, money rules! u feel really cool if u hav alot of it. i get nightmares wen i dont hav any. n yea ppl say its d root of all evil, but to me, it doesnt matter! u need a levi's, ck, LV, etc..u aint getting nth if u ait got chada($,RM)! first u get the cash! next u just think of wat to use it for.

next u play with it as much as u want..

finally u can fall asleep on or with it..

when u wake up, just go crazy with it! its ur right to control money but never let it control u.

rite now, money is not controling me ,nor ,am i controling money,but sumday i will. until then, be safe.;)

Money rocks

2007-09-17T00:52:00.001-07:00

A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?" The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out". Then the Man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian………. we definitely have services for all Christians ....[have a laughter filled week ahead]

Not my work but i couldnt help but post it.

2007-09-13T12:24:00.001-07:00

This is a letter from a wife to her husband ,and the husbands reply. Can i say its KARMA?

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a
brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you
love me anymore; you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Signed: Your EX-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with
MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence
that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter
that you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Blind, Deaf or Dumb?

2007-09-12T09:38:00.000-07:00

bored in class,so i picked up a pen n wrote this..

A blind begger was on the street, with a sign on his neck dat read ,"help me am blind! i need money"...

two pedestrians saw him n took pity on him..

pedestrian: have dis man (passing him rm50)

blindman: thx!

*b4 the blind man streched his arm to recieve the cash,the wind blew d money away..almost instantly, the blind man ran after the cash and just as it was about to go into the drian,he dived at the cash.*

pedestrians: i thot he was blind?!!!hw did he do dat?!!(both suprised,they walked up to the blind man)

pedestrians: we thot u were blind!!!???

blindman: BLIND!!!??? who told u dat!!!!?

pedestrians: UR SIGN!!!

*blind man reads the sign suprised*

blindman: stupid artist! i told him to print "deaf and dumb"! who even told him i was blind!?

pedestrians: did he just say deaf and dumb?! i thot i heard words come outa his mouth!?

thanks 4 reading! cheers.

time n sights in singapore

2007-09-05T09:14:00.000-07:00

Like i decided on my previous post, i made it to singapore ,tho i wasnt really prepared 4 it. but it was a fun filled trip.

i arrived on wednesday night n had to rest for the day in my hotel room. but thursday was a diff story...

THURSDAY...

i heard there was an african resturant sumwhere called "Mustapha" so i headed down there with nji. the food was nice,i havnt had a complete african meal in a long time so it was great to me.

later dat nite it was party time at Ministry Of Sound.

the two shots of drink above, is called "B65", n if u look closely, u can see the fire lit on it. it wasnt really strong afterall tho.i went back to continue tequilla's.

FRIDAY...

suprisingly,i woke up without a hangover,so i set of again. went to orchard road into a shopping mall called "takashimaya"(wonder wat it means). we (i n nji) went there 4 the sole purpose of getting western food like steaks. but then we ended up in a japanese resturant.

i dared Nji to eat a ridiculous amount of veggie n suprisingly he did! well after all the eating n fun with the veggie,it all sumed up in the bills.

after that, we had a stroll along the road with various malls n world leading designer labels.

yea i spoted a lambo on dat street also. it was actually the 3rd lambo i saw in singapore n it wasnt the best at all. the galardo i saw was so nice,but then it couldnt wait 4 me to take a pic.:(.but then singaporeans got good n great taste 4 cars.i got to see virtually all my dream rides.n the best part was dat non were in a show room,they were ppls ride..the best place to spot these r at the vip car parks in clubs(big clubs at least).

dat nite i was at a pub n i had the content of the jug in the pic.it contained orange juice, 7 shots of tequilla, and 2 shots of some shitty drink dat the bar guy cliamed was 95% alcohol.i also had 2 shots of tequilla and shared another jug with nji. well i wasnt up to tell the story dat nite,cos i was passed out!i didnt even remember goin to my hotel room,i didnt knw how i got there.it was fun tho.

SATURDAY..

i didnt wake up until 4pm n i suffered a massive hangover.i went n had lunch n back to bed until 7pm,then it was destination ZOUK! Dj PAUL VAN DYKE was playing from 7am till 7pm.

the entrance fee was $33,but then after the party ,it was worth it. i left at 5.30am tho,i couldnt hang on until the 7am closing time.

every other day was just easy goin n less crazy. i came back to kuching on tuesday.

i finally had to chill at the new STARBUCKS at the airport b4 i left kuching.it was a nice place to chill,i hope they expand a lil more n come into town.

i gotta say the internet speed sucks but then,internet is not its primary service.thanks for reading! cheers.

been a long time!

2007-08-28T08:40:00.000-07:00

after all this time i get to update my blog. am so full of shit that sumtime i dont even knw wat to do with my life or maybe with myself (i knw wat to do with my life,get married n give the life to my wife to look after n maintain).no wonder owen calls me "asshole",cute name rite?i love it,afterall if i check, i find out dat am an ASSHOLE! oh well, its been a boring holiday n i got less than a week more to enjoy it. n am thinking singapore for the next few days,but wait! i neva planned a holiday vacation until it was literaly over.hmm i just love my name.nway its singapore tomorow then.oh yea am scared of hieghts.

Reently made up with a friend i had a misunderstanding with earlier dis yr. n now i cant be any happier things have smoothen up.we even got to hang out,n 4 all i can say it was fun! made me think i missed alot while we kept our distances.n if u were wondering,it wasnt my fault!here r some pics of us. ermm u need to figure out who urself.

Ever wonder the difference between famale and male shades? well look no further! i found the answer!

the answer is, female shades look better n fits better on guys. yea believe dat! but y does it have to be the ladies with the nice stuffs?n suprisingly thier stuffs r alot cheaper than guys!hey dont get it twisted,i dont wanna be a girl!its just dat we guys rule!

its result release day at sch n am SCARED! i dunno wat mine is gonna look like.actually am travelling cos i dunt wanna be anywhere close to kch wen the result comes out.

crap i need go do sme packing now! ermm bye? nvm. drop by again n thx 4 reading. cool dat ppl with thier sences get to read n stuff. its GROOVY baby! SHAGADELIC! ciao!

bastard!

2007-08-10T03:41:00.000-07:00

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so >> what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

kuching festival

2007-08-07T11:12:00.000-07:00

this was my 1st time attending such of its kind. and i also performed for inti on that day n i must say my muscles still hurt! lol. but it was a good event. i dont regret performing. days b4 the main event. we had to practice the final dance which was meant to be in malaysia record books.

gtg now folks. need to study 4 my exams! gudnite, gudmorning,gudafternoon! just choose one!

futsal

2007-07-28T00:28:00.000-07:00

2day i had a futsal competition at 7th mile. it was fun at 1st winnig until shevy's team met us n we lost leaving us 2nd place.:( but its all good, 2nd position is not dat bad after all.;).

upgraded myself

2007-07-18T19:29:00.000-07:00

on the 17th of july,i upgraded from....

Thats the NOKIA 6270... so i upgraded to....
This is the SONYERICSSON P990i..i love it,but then i still have alot of catching up to do on it.i stll make mistakes of pressing "0" for 'space' just like in nokia phones. but then dats not a problem cos even i press dat i get "+" instead of " "(space)..but then ppl i sms still get wat i mean when i sms.lol..

RWMF

2007-07-16T21:17:00.000-07:00

It was awsome! i went for the three nite events! the crowd was very impressive. i enjoyed the african male group,thier voices were amazing.i really like the "awimbuwe" song.it was same song used in "lion king". the madagascar group was good too. i love the Bob marley tribute song.on the second day i met one of my blog reader Samantha Poh and also Kenny Sia. i was dissapointed on saturday nite cos there were no fun beach parties.;(...

i love theses guys!they rocked!

owen enjoying tunes from his root...(ireland). i cant wait for next yrs event! this was amazing!..

ok ppl.time for me to go for classes. peace!

a cool weekend

2007-07-09T21:56:00.000-07:00

dis last wekend was a nice one for me! but then i bet the coming one would be nicer as its rainforest fest. i still find it difficult to explian the things n where i went to last wekend but then it all happend cos we had two guest amongst us dat camein from singapore for the weekend.i still think photos go a long way in explianing things beta.

i still got lots of pics of places i couldnt lay my hands on. like the smelly croc farm,wildlife park,the sea food resturant at serian n a couple of others.

DINNER

BARZING... soho was 2 packed!

met owen at bazing.here posing with the twins.

at the beach..

the beach pics where on a saturday. like i said,i couldnt get hold of the other pics such as sundays.

my life as a child

2007-07-05T11:48:00.000-07:00

i dont actually remember any part or time in my childhood.i guess its a normal phenomenom for we humans. am yet to meet a person that remembers his or her child hood. recently thinking bout it,i called up my sis and askd her to scan a copy of any of my childhood pic she could get hold of and send to me as most of the pics are stored by my mum in sum kinda box dat only my dad can tell how long she has had it for. she ended up getting one for me but then its had a lil damage to it due to environmental moist as it wasnt really stored properly. so if u have been wondering wat i looked like as a baby, here is a pic...

wat do u think? cute? and that bling i was putting on is still in very good shape till date! now i see d reason i love blings, its cos i started using them at an early stage!lol.

i went to see the movie DIE HARD 4.0 today n it wasnt bad at all..i would rate it at 8.5 outa 10. am a fan of Bruce Willis n i love d way he adds humour o his work.

transforming spirit

2007-07-01T11:41:00.000-07:00

still in the transforming spirit from the movie TRANSFORMERS, i decieded to transform my hair! dis time i made it look really differnt. but then it doesnt come cheap tho. hard to pay cash. but all thesame i would say its worth the pay!lol.
yea i had to go with the briads again. i love it weneva i make it. but there is a catch! it hurts in the process. so if u wanna do it, u gotta be prepared.hahaha..kidding! but it hurts a bit!

:P

2007-06-30T10:21:00.000-07:00

i went to star cineplex earlier to book tickets for transformers,but then it was all occupied. leaving me no choice, i went to parkson.i got the tickets for 9pm. towards the middle of the movie,the screen went blank and the lights came on,seems it was a couple of tech problems.but then it was restored after 20 mins(it was really 20 mins long). but then i must say my Rm10 wasnt wasted. i love dat movie! i wanna go see it again this week! i love the GM Camaro(the yellow "bee" robot),the car looks n drives sick. OMG i want one! "Daddy plz i promise to be a good boy until am 28 if u get me dat car"! i would say,if u havnt seen TRANSFORMERS, then u aint seen NOTHING yet!i got one word for this ride n it is..."SICK!"

oh yea, its my wallpaper also!

dig this!

2007-06-28T05:15:00.000-07:00

What best describes the principle of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess, with an Egyptian boyfriend, had an accident in a French tunnel, while driving in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian man who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles. The injured persons were treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines and this mail is sent to you by a Nigerian using Bill Gates' technology which was stolen from the Japanese....

the come back!

2007-06-26T10:31:00.000-07:00

Getting back to my self recently. got a new love(hp compaq laptop) after losing my ex love(cliveo laptop).Yea i knw am crazy,but then its the only thing i could love. i must say i love my new computer! am so happy with myself at the moment! but then am not complete,i still miss those happy times. but then again, its past, so f#ck it! this is wat my new com looks like...

all comes down

2007-06-22T13:43:00.000-07:00

this month june,which also happens to be my birthmonth, is officially the worst month for me this yr! so many bad experiences that makes me wonder wat i've done wrong. presently, i feel so weightless! seems like all the things that made me stick up or happy, is just fading away b4 my eyes. i cant wait 4 the turn around of current situations.

kuching aint safe no more

2007-06-18T05:06:00.000-07:00

just when i was starting to think that ur house is the safest place to be in, last saturday proved me wrong! Armed robbers raided my house on saturday morning at about 11am(broad day light). they made away with my laptop,digital camera,playstation 2, speaker and handphone..i wondered,if these guys could break in during the day like dis, then the nite is gonna be worse. but then,they didnt get the best of me! i still gonna ride on, n even bigger.

yes! i did it!!!!!

2007-06-13T09:22:00.000-07:00

i just beat my own pizza eating record! b4 i had a self record of a full regular pepperoni deluxe pizza and a can of coke. but today i beat dat record! i hard a pepperoni delight large size and a 1.5 litre of pepsi in one sitting! beat dat if u can!

rain rain go away!

2007-06-13T08:19:00.000-07:00

today was a great day 4 me! it was great cos i missed my class! it wasnt my fault, it rained heavily! i had no choice than to enjoy the weather n relax. i had a friend with same excuse. we were chatting online when we were supposed to be in class.but then it was cos of the rain. my friends name is Shevy,i usually called him "majek fashek"(an african regae rasterferian) cos of his hair style, but now i call him "hiro nakamora" cos of these pics. when the hair was still low in size!
developed "majek fashek"
still "majek fashek" here.

now "Hiro Nakamora"!

My Birthday party

2007-06-11T08:32:00.001-07:00

Happy birthday to me! Yes I made thru another year in life. My birthday is officially 10^th of June, but I had to celebrate on the 9^th because it was a Saturday so hang over's won't be a problem. It started as a stressful day. I woke up early so I could get the house cleaned up and luckily I had victor to help me also. After the cleaning, I realized how messed up my hair was, so I asked victor to help me undo the braids I had on. After I had my shower and Owen picked me up to go get drinks and coolers from Nadia's place. Generally I had the party later at night with a lot of people I never thought would show up. It was fun generally especially watching the drunken guys display. Well later I had my shower with (not water but) beer! The guys emptied a crate on me! And I didn't realized what was coming, because ikenna borrowed my phone, victor asked me for the camera to take a pic, and Owen asked me to take of my top shirt cos they wanted me to dance, I did all dis only for all the guys to shower me with tons of beer! It was fun tho! I had a customized birthday card from Rhoda, ugo & ada (twins), jenny… I was disappointed also at first cos my housemate Anthony was away the whole time until halfway into the party. But then it was all good. I also had to dance for the people. I captured most of the moments on pics!

ugobi & adaobi (twin)
the beer baptism
i was checkin how ok i was. hmm i guess very ok!
this was the reason and the cause!

It was a memorable event after all. I had a slight hang over the next day but am good! The picture with my eyes wide open was after the party when I was trying to convince myself dat I was ok. But then I doubt if I was.. thx 2 u all dat made it happen! I love u guys!

Getting ready 4 my bday

2007-06-08T02:46:00.001-07:00

Today school was boring! I was just thinking of my coming bday in class thereby making the time move slowly. Finally I invited my friends to come over to my place on the 9^th (sat) for my bday party. But then my actual bday is on the 10^th which happens to be a Sunday. I didn't wanna celebrate then because it was a Sunday and the next day a couple of ppl had morning classes or working. At this hour am actually confused for reasons I have no idea bout.

maybank

2007-06-06T21:47:00.000-07:00

Today i walked into maybank with owen after breakfast to ask why the money transfered to my account since the last two weeks hasnt been reflected. getting the the customer care officer,they suggested i should wait for like two more days! n am like WTF!!! as far as i can tell,the only cool thing bout maybank is the online banking service . apart from that, its trash and thier services to customer sucks. if u were expecting some cash and the time clocks 4pm on a friday,then 4get your money for that weekend. i cant even make a deposit to my account thru the deposit machine. after seeing the cust care officer, i went into the atm room to withdraw some cash and a notice there caught my attention. it reads that indo and pakistani workers earning or depositing (sumtin like dat) below rm5000 will be charged rm3 and above rm5000 will be charged rm1.so its like the rich get richer and the poor gets poorer.i hope i read that wrong,but if am rite then...WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PPL!!!!!???!!!!

happy birthday donald

2007-05-28T09:14:00.000-07:00

Today was a fun day with one of my good buddies Donald aka Mr dee celebrating his birthday. it was a fun house party. wat was most amusing was the show ND put up after going into the tipsy level. i got some pics dat showed more bout the event. d bday boy.

me n the bday boy.

the bday cake. its so cute dat it also comes with winnie the pooh! n donald is not even a teen anymore!

picture with the celebrant.

when u take alchohol,u just feel free!

with Ann.

ND getting in the mood.

once again the party is saved! thx to the POWER PUFF BOYZ!!! yay!!

with Owen.

somehow, the music "i make it rainn" by fat joe got ND into another level.

ALL; ND wats up?

ND; its raining on me!
tiger beer + chivas = imaginary down pour or rain..

ND behind protectin the celebrant from getting wet.

it was a fun nite in general. too bad i had to leave early cos i had an 8am class. but then it was worth while. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr DEE!!!!

dance at hilton

2007-05-24T07:29:00.000-07:00

Today i had a dance presentation with my other friends at hilton. I wasnt sure what the occation was but then there were lots of germans there, so i guessed it was a group get toghether. We did the "MAKOSA" dance. MAKOSA is a french african dance belonging mostly to central and western african tribes, it involves stamina and the independent use of your waist.. it was actually fun to see the people there dance to it. we couldnt help but bringing them up the platform to join us thereby overriding our planned choreography. its actually hardwork doin the dance for a long time as the people almost passed out in barely 5mins. we had to continue as we were having tons of fun. after that we went back to change and we were served with 'tuak' (rice wine). i really missed that drink,i first had it last year in the world music fest. i had too much of it at the fest ,that i neva remembered how i got to kch.the funniest part was dat i bought peanut worth rm3.50 for rm50! i actually tought it was rm5 i gave to the lady and asked her to keep the change,i neva knew it was rm50.i realised the next day when i was looking for my rm50 and couldnt find it,instead i found the rm5.No wonder the lady said "thank you" alot of times to me as i stood there to eat the peanuts. anyway here are some pics of the dance event.

me n ola
we!
getting them all worked up.
sam adding some laughs to everything.

doin his thing.

me doin my part!
the after effect ("water plz!")

that was hard fun! dont try it at home ppl.

the entire perfomers.(got a couple of chinese chics also)

a not so wonderfull day

2007-05-22T07:25:00.000-07:00

it started like my normal everyday life (woke up late, went to class late as usuall). after my classes, it came to my understanding that my friend from nigeria who was supposed to be in kch on monday,has been held by the malaysian immigration for reasons i dont understand.its so stressfull when u r held by those people (immigration).she had to spend the nite on a chair untill 2pm today.

when she got to kch airport,i realised she wasnt alone,she had other new students with her and they summed up to 27 persons! that was a large group of africans. i joined the inti staff and we sent them for dinner at kfc located at 3rd mile. in there was crowded with blacks with no space for other ppl.

the annoying part for me is that they are 27 in number and there were only 2 GIRLS! dats bad! y so many guys? y not many girls and few boys? anyway,it was a stressfull evening as i had to activate 20 hotlink numbers and accommodation grouping.the off camp accomodation grouping wasnt fun as many people didnt want to share with a particular person n some wanted a single room,but then the rooms were limited.it was getting to 9pm and we just settled the issue by telling them its just for tonite. the other group was sent to the hostel which was much easier and understanding.i also went into the female hostel for the 1st time cos my friends luggage was big so the staff asked me to help her with it.;)

me n tosin

Tosin is a very good friend of mine,we r couples (without romance).she is a multi talented IT girl and possess a nice personality.

she is in her final year now and soon to be a graduate.kinda envy her tho,but then she is my gf. so i guess i hav to be proud of her.the funniest part is dat she is also my extra lesson teacher. so she is my friend,gf, n , teacher! nice

kch and wild insects or do i say wildlife?

am still amazed dat am finding a scopion at the front of my house for the second time. the 1st time i held it prisoner until it died after a couple of days. today i found one trying to go into the main house and i didnt hesitate to kill it wen it got itself into defence and battle mode.

am still suprised that there are fishes in the gutters and drains here. its funny when i see people fishing on the street! dat scene has always been wierd for me.i grew up learning dat fishes are found in lakes, rivers and so on.but then i was never told gutter n drians.i guess my teacher and also my dad forgot to mention that to me.

ladder jump

2007-05-20T06:09:00.000-07:00

Have u ever climbed up high in a ladder b4 and reaching ur peak high above, u tried to jump to the other?
What happens?
1st u r optimistic bout doin in but u feel its a better option.
2nd, if u fail,u stand a chance of not gettin hold of any of the ladders causing u to crash!

i find myself in this situation. i tried jumping over, but then the ladder i was jumping to snapped. luckily enough,am still hanging on to the 1st ladder but with one arm only..i hope i regain my balance soon cos it hurts so bad hanging on one arm...

me n whips

2007-05-19T04:46:00.000-07:00

Cars makes up a big part of my life, i love dem so much! even if i dont own one here.

1st in my list is the car i call "SPEED LAVA"..cant find any other suitable name for it.its the "MERCEDES BENZ MC LAREN";

this machine comes with a stunning supercharged 5.5 (5439 cc) litre dry sumped 90 degree stacked six V8.

It produces 466.8 kW at 6500 rpm (626 hp) and 780 N·m (575 ft·lbf) torque at 3250 - 5000 rpm.

AMG technicians took the original SL-55 AMG engine and optimized its capacities by enlarging the fuel pump, the cylinders, and installed a larger cooling system. It has 3 valves per cylinder with SOHC.

The coolest thing i love bout this car are the doors!they go up like transformers.and also it goes from 0-100km/h in just 3.8 seconds! now u see y i call it the speed lava!

This whip rite here is the "PHANTOM ROLLS ROYCE"..its very cool in looks but i still think its meant for the older boys..

this beauty comes with a 6.75l V12 engine., which generates 453 horsepower and 513 lb-ft of torque at 3500 rpm. That's enough to propel the 5775-pound droptop to 60 mph in approximately 5.7 seconds. WOW!

lamborghini murcielago! i cant say much bout this car cos it speaks 4 itself.this is built with class and muscle.its wat i like to call the "ravage bull", am not sure wat dat means but dats wat i hav always called it.

This is the LP640 model.LP stands for Longitudinale Posteriore, referring to the longitudinally-mounted, 6.5 L V12 engine, capable of producing up to 640 bhp at 8000 rpm. Along with a new six-speed manual transmission, which can come in Lamborghini's optional paddle shift" E-gear" package, the LP640 can go from 0 to 100 km/h in just 3.4 seconds: 0.4 seconds quicker than the normal Murciélago. The LP640 is accommodated by an electronic Launch control device called "Thrust"...now 0 - 100km/h in 3.4 seconds is...WOW!!!

THIS one is called the BMW M6..my dream car, the show stopper! a car cappable bringing u respect on the street!

Although its not very much up to the standards of the lambo,BMW claims it will accelerate from 0 to 100 km/h (62 mph) in 4.6 seconds and has an electronically limited top speed of 250 km/h (155 mph). With the limiter removed, the top speed can reach 330 km/h (206 mph). However, people have managed to achieve an outstanding top speed of 340km/h (211.27 mph) - displayed by the HUD; and multiple road tests have shown that the M6 accelerates from 0 to 60 in 4.2 seconds.

Now dats wat i call show stopper.its also available in convertible model but all are still coupes.

NOW to the main event! i call this "THE LORD OF THE RING"..known to be the fastest car in production,this machine retails at USD1.6 million!

The Veyron features a W16 engine—16 cylinders in 4 banks of 4 cylinders, or the equivalent of two narrow-angle V8 engines mated in a "W" configuration. Each cylinder has 4 valves, for a total of 64, but the narrow V8 configuration allows two camshafts to drive two banks of cylinders so only 4 camshafts are needed. The engine is fed by four turbochargers, and it displaces 8.0 L (7,993 cc/488 in³) with a square 86 by 86 mm bore and stroke.
Putting this power to the ground is a dual-clutch DSG computer-controlled manual transmission with 7 gear ratios via shifter paddles behind the steering wheel boasting an 8 ms shift time. The Veyron can be driven by full automatic transmission. The Veyron also features full-time all-wheel drive based on the Haldex system. It uses special Michelin run-flat tires designed specifically for the Veyron to accommodate the vehicle's top speed.
Curb weight is estimated at 4,160 lb (1890 kg). This gives the car a power to weight ratio of 529 bhp/tonne.
The car's wheelbase is 2710 mm (106.3 in). Overall length is 4462 mm (175.8 in). It measures 1998 mm (78.7 in) wide and 1206 mm (47.5 in) tall.
The Bugatti Veyron has a total of 10 radiators.
3 radiators for the engine cooling system.
1 heat exchanger for the air to liquid intercoolers.
2 for the air conditioning system.
1 transmission oil radiator.
1 differential oil radiator.
1 engine oil radiator.
1 hydraulic oil radiator for the spoiler.

This car reminds me of the james blunt music "u re beatifull"..but ya all knw how it goes rite? its beautiful but i will neva be wit it..

GEMINI MAN (May 21 - June 20)

2007-05-18T01:40:00.000-07:00

A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face. He has a high forehead and very cleaver. He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person. His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he start talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talk machine mouth. He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic. He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is "Fast" or nearly call "Hyperactive". He has a long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something. He is the type who will write or scribble on paper, he never stay still. His hair always well comb or neat. He will spent a long time to comb his hair. He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean. He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him.

He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keep buying new cloths and make sure he is in style. He knows how to dress well even with a low budget. He get bored easily with his favorite cloths , cologne. He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent. If you date this kind of guy, you might think you are dating 2 guys, you will have to guess his feeling and emotion. Is he doing thing because it is a duty, or is it because he wants to? He change his mind as fast as he change a new pairs of shoes. He can pick up a book and roughly read through and understand it's contents, so if you see a Gemini man who reads the whole book, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac.

He hate to set fix schedule, and dislike a boring same routine job. He could hardly be on time, and can only keep time if it is complete important and necessary. He does not come late because he forgets, but because he always find other attractions along the way. He likes to act opposite to what he wants to do. He is a very good speaker and make a very good politician. He can easily persuade other people and well presented himself in public, a real charmer. If he is a writer, he will write the best seller. He always search for truth and constantly study himself. He never satisfy about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more. He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction. Woman in love normally wants to feel secure and stable, but if you fall in love with this guy be prepare to be alone. He will come to see you when he feels like it.

He won't even know how he spent his days everyday, so adjust yourself if you love him. Dating him is like dating 2 guys, so today he can tell you how much he loves you, but tomorrow he might call you to cancel your date. When he upsets, he could tell you he hate your dress, even it is the same dress he used to tell you make you look very sexy. Do not ask him why he is that's way for he won't have any explanations too. When he is back to normal mood, he will take you out again and forget what just happened. You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever. His changes will depend on you, for better or for worst. If you like to take risk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine. He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he crazy in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient. He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, then he will spent times solving this puzzle.

photoshoot

2007-05-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

i had this photoshoot sumtime ago last month. i was informed quite late bout it so i had no time to pick stuffs to wear and i also had no clue to where it was gonna be. Nurul gave me a buzz on the nite b4 which was the 29th of april and dat she needed me in a photoshoot cos they needed a male.i said ok,but then the time was at 10am, same time i was supposed to be at the chinese embassy.
but sumhow i finally made it and it was fun while at it, n the pics didnt turn out so bad afterall...

here are few pics of the event.

I will definitly wanna go for another shoot!

RARE SENSE not COMMON SENSE

if the human sense was so common as ppl call it,then most stupid actions carried out wouldnt occur cos "common" sense would have directed the actors of the action on wats rite to do. for example ppl who throw themselfs outa high building cos ppl they love cheated on then n stuffs like dat. but then if common sense was actually present,then he or she would know dat there are tons of fishes in the ocean.those ppl posses wat i call "rare sense"...Rare senses are those that are uniqly stupid n retard in thier thoughts.those that think they can end a problem with another. everyone has a trace of rare sense in them and its not a bad thing.its actually great to use cos rite now am not using my common sense and dats y i could just end dis topic now. end of topic!

monday 14th

2007-05-14T08:43:00.000-07:00

today was a wierd,tiring and a lil fun. got to school this morning and i was called by my counsellor that the MD wanted to see me (then in my head i was thinking of my crime this time cos the semester only just started)..when i got to the office, i was offered a job to be a dance instructor and majorly for the hip hop routine. i was dumb founded at first and silent.when he didnt get any word from me, he said "i take that as a yes.all ur trips with your colleagues would be taken care of" it sounded cool to me cos basically i had nothing to lose!

today i had the worst hair stlye dat anywhere i passed dey just turned n looked..it looked like the crown on the statue of liberty.most africans called me prof. wole soyinka a nigerian author who won a nobel price for literature. they called me dat cos he had a unique kinda afro that mine looked liked.cant say looked like mine cos he started it n i just followed.;)

this was how my hair looked just dat mine is black n his is white. and i had sunglasses on! he has reading glasses.;).i bet am cooler than this dude!

later in the evening while relaxing at home i had a suprise call at the door..it was a person i havnt seen for a while but got a big thing for. we had dinner out and parted ways again but this time to see soon..

To love n to Be in love..
when does one love, and when is one in love?
To me its very different cos when u just LOVE sumone,its just you doin the loving without the other person feeling same. now the person doesnt hate u but just dont love you for reasons best known to them.. this sounds more like a crush to me but sum how i wont regard it as dat!
When in love,here both parties are involved and its usually a wonderfull experience.
where do u belong?

Are u in love with sumone?
or
Do u just love sumone?

time 4 everything

2007-05-13T11:10:00.000-07:00

There is a time for everything, a time to smile, a time to cry,study,die,learn and so much more. Now, its my time to join the bloggers network and put down in writing n pictures the way i see the world around me. i have been to places,seen alot of things and i have met many faces and personalities. now its all up to me to but them down in writing or just keep my visualisations to myslef. this is my 1st post and i wanna say thank you to someone who motivated me to do this.Thx sam! i really appreciate all ur help...