SINGAPORE JOKES

someone sent me an email with the above title n i couldnt help but share it..

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!


Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!


Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'

latley

School work just sucks..i wish its easier at the end.
for some reasons,i hate hospitals. i think they scare me,cos am not sure y i hate them, or maybe its the feeling of having to take panadols cos the sight of one irritates me... well lately i had no option but to even spend nites the...i was briefly cut open for a while n it sucks cos i get to sleep facing the ceiling with no choice cos of pains from the cut...goodnews is ,i can now face a new direction(just one tho.)..but then its still beta than the cieling..
B4 dis, i really had dreams of going the annual music festival n get drunk on 'tuak', but i guess dat aint gonna happen for me..:(..so i used the intended rwmf 'budjet' and invested in sumthing else...wanna try guessing?Yup! i craved it so bad after i first saw it..now i got it. next thing i wish to get is a horse...yup a horse...