funniest man alive

David Khari Webber Chappelle (born august 24th,1973) is an american stand-up comedian, television/screen producer and actor. In 2003, he became known for his popular sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show.

its suprising that both of his parents are professors. his dad William David Chappelle III, was a professor at Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. His mother, Yvonne K. (née Reed), was a professor at Howard University and the University of Maryland and is also a Unitarian Universalist minister..

Comedy Central's parent company Viacom reportedly offered Chappelle a $55 million contract (giving Chappelle a share of DVD sales) to continue production of Chappelle's Show for two more years while allowing him to do side projects. Chappelle had stated that sketches are not his favorite form of comedy, and that the characteristics of the show's format were somewhat like short films.and after this, he just walked away! how many guys walks away from 55million usd!?!?! its no wonder oprah had to ask him herself. but then if u look at his own point of view, he sed taking the deal would be like prostitution to him..he d hoe, n viacom the pimps. like he was gonna do wateva he wanted. after dave turned down the deal, n went missing, nobody thot he would be in...well guess 4 a try...

yup! africa! wanted to really feel among.

i am a huge fan of dave chappelle, mostly because of his parody n skits.they r fucking hillarious..like the one he did on R.kelly..

PISS ON YOU (R.KELLY)

if dis isnt enough y not see this...a skit on y he quit "chappelles show"

he also did a skit on matrix..

the MATRIX SPOOF

THE SAMUEL .L. JACKSON SPOOF

RED BALLS(cocaine in a can)

lil jon calls lil jon

since dave quit comedy central and his contract wasnt over, there needed to be a replacement. and dat replacement happens to be...

thx 4 watching..hope u enjoyed it...cheers.

happy bday gals

Saturday the 29th of march was the day the my fav set of twins marked another day in thier lives...

The party was at the poolside of village grove condominiums and the required dressing code was meant to be all white, tho some ppl had a mixture of colors..as 4 me,i did just as dey sed n turned up all white...

a few pics of the event..most pics r on random cams and i havnt got them yet.

i delivered.. birthday gals

victor pimping!(pharoah is in the building) tosin(aka soulja girl)

leg showoff

asswatch(wtf!)

9ners (mobo n yusuf)its just a pose ppl (with joy)

tosin giving me the looks *cough* feeling like soulja boy here (yah yah trick!)

me n victor with the celebrants

me n jennifer.(i wasnt ready wen dis pic was taken.;))

mr Atako

victor rocking one of the celebrants to a dancehall tune.

he got too tipsy n decided to take a swim...with his clothes shoes n wallet on.

these are d few pics i had on my cam..other pics which includes dancing in the pool n other stuffs were in sombody else's cam...

i finally quit drinking beer. yay! i drink hieniken now. for those thinking its still beer, u r wrong cos i watched a commercial on you-tube where they sed "more than just a beer". fair enof 4 me. thx ppl. cheers.

greatest dancer

i remember back in the days when my dad would say "no homework, no jackson"..it was all because of this...

Michael Jackson'hiphop - Celebrity bloopers here

Michael jackson is still the best...erm bout the lil boyz thingy, does it really matter? i regard dat as private...

am seeing things!!!

i neva took a pic of wat am bout to say cos i was stunned dat i i couldnt reach 4 my cam...

i know humans do have threesomes or groupie sex, but the fact that dogs do thesame, is just amazing!

i was driving to school dis morning at bout 8 wen i spotted three dogs at the middle of the road in stampin.

ok i could see dat the dog untop was humping the female cos of its waist movments, but wat i didnt understand was y the other dog was also the until i drove closer n behold, its trottle proppeler was in too but in a reverse order making it 2 trottle proppeler's in one chamber of commerce !

i actually wasted 10 mins of my class time n car fuel figuring it out..the best part is, cos they were at the middle of the road, i wasnt the only driver amazed! i had like 4 other ppl watching with me.

been a while.

been a while since my last blog post...
for some reason i love the song "low" by flo rida, it just reverses my mood from bad to good all the time i hear it while in a bad mood...
i feel funny rite now cos dis post or blogging in general makes me feel new to the whole thing,i guess i will get used to it againg soon after more posts..

What is it with malaysian drivers? y r they labelled the worst drivers in the world?(not by me)...the other day, i was driving down from padugan area and a SLEEPING old lady was gonna hit me n instead i ended up in the curb n the lady ended up causing another crash! who sleeps while driving!!???!!! the funny thing is she neva stopped. well i gave chase(which was fun cos i felt like 007), only to find out it was just an old lady! damm i was gonna show my middle finger to her! well maybe sum other time..

life here sucks

its not up to a year when my house got broken into n i lost my laptop n other stuffs, well its happened again but this time worse..oh yea i lost another laptop...it feels so depressing to realise dat all the stuffs u cherish most are gone..n worse of all,my family pics! dats Wat i see anytime i feel down n i will feel good immediately...well, wateva dat doesnt killme would just make me stronger..:)

Laziness

So finally i get to update my blog. Nothin much to write now,just dat it feels good sending a blog from ur phone.(i love SE!).d only bad thing bout it is dat u can only upload 1 pic.but atleast its still good.cheers.