Friday, August 10, 2007

bastard!

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so >> what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

BAH.

lame

emmanuel said...

thx kim!but it wasnt my idea.

CypheR said...

its lame to those who dont get the joke haha. take care dude,

Anonymous said...

two words for you cypher

fuck

you

haha take care man

emmanuel said...

thx cypher..kim wat he is trying to say is, U R LAME! ahahahahha.

a b s o l u t a b b y said...

this is so yesterday... LOL! but it still made me chuckle... nice!

emmanuel said...

it was my 1st time so i just put it.

Madame Yu said...

haha!! now emma is doing "his explanation" on y this post is lame... indirectly.. its not his fault that its lame~ hahahaha!!

emmanuel said...

wow! thx man! we should check it out sumtime.