Wednesday, December 26, 2007


Lots of things to do has totally taken me away from my blog....I been having tons of fun lately with my family dat I even had to extend my return from the 3rd of January till the 13th of January...

I couldn’t believe how big my lil sisters had grown, and they even got cuter...i can't write on much at this moment, but i will have more posts soon wheneva i can..
Oh yea, am still alive people(wtf!) n i arrived Nigeria safetly!
welcome to NIGERIA
my sisters
sis anita
sis karen
cousin chiamaka
sis karen

Monday, November 5, 2007


Finaly, i got a new cam since the last one was stolen, and also am gonna be with my family in a couple of days!
I got the canon s5is and am loving it! i got it on saturday morning immediatly i woke up! and just incase u wanna knw, i didnt even shower b4 goin, and i was dealling with a lil hangover from friday nite.

Nway, i left 4 santubong resort after i got the cam dat day,n i had a couple of test shots.

THESE SHOTS WHERE TAKEN BY ME...i just took random pics since no one would pose 4
i also got a free tripod!
dammn!!! its 5.35am. need to sleep now..thx 4 out.

Friday, November 2, 2007

photoshoot with amber

recently i wanted to get some pics of myself for my mum, and i went to amber's studio to get dat fixed,n it didnt turn out bad at all, and i had fun in d process.

i had to make most of them large prints...

ITS saturday the 3rd of november, which means, i got 5 more days to be HOME!! oh yea i dont HAVE my dream camera yet! hmmm...

Monday, October 29, 2007

bad day

with my exams comming up on wednesday,dis is a bad time to fall ill!:(...i hate it wen i fall ill,it feels like a curse. and as of today,i was gonna start study,but wat do i get? just lay on my bed all day, got few medical tips from amber and feeling a lil beta now,so i decided to post dis cos i think the book worsens my health.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

fight for kisses..

i saw dis clip on metacafe n i thot it was a really cool to put up here...

Fight For Kisses - The best video clips are here
it reminds me of my two lil sisters. the older one who is 7 now usually did things to impress my mum and cool lil tricks dat made my other sister who is 3 now cry. she would get a tooth pick n use it on the youger one while my mum is carrying her,making her cry until a major consolation procedure is used to be very funny to me! dat instance i knew dat was really my sis.

i cant wait to go back home! its been 2yrs n 3months since i saw my familly. but then its all gonna change dis november. the only thing painful bout goin, was wen i had to pay 4 my ticket. i had to decide if to buy with such amount or not and it took me 1week to realise dat it was worth it since i was gonna see my family.:)...

the only thing i fear is dat i hav lacked so much parenting care and i wonder if am still gonna be used to it. hmmm i still wanna be mummy's boy, but if mummy is still same as i left her, then there is gonna be a problem cos i think i change!

the good part, is i no longer think chivas i remember when my dad would offer me a non mixed sip n i will end up drinking stuffs just to make the taste go away. but now, its gonna be "daddy u up 4 'one go'?"....

Monday, October 15, 2007

raya raya!!

selemat hari raya!!! this raya i didnt visit much houses, just went to nadia's on saturday and spent the whole day there and even ended up passing out there.
well sunday morning, we left to BAKO NATIONAL PARK and it was fun, too bad i had no real cam but my phone to take pics,tho it didnt turn out bad. i love the wild life and the scenery there.

enjoying the view!

sumhow dis looks small here but its actually massive n big!

i love this HOG! i named its "napoleon"

meet the most advanced theives in the park. i hate em!

2 me, the is the most beatifull animal i encountered at the park.i tried touching it and almost lost my hand.

finally we had to leave today which is monday,back to kuching. i must say its worth it,but goin there countering the waves is one of my scariest moments of my life! oh yea , riding back, we saw some huge crocs ,but i could not take out my cam cos it was raining.:(.nway it was fun!.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

0 - 100

Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something like this…

But her husband presented her with something very different...

The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!

Sunday, October 7, 2007

all gone :(

finally i got the courage to cut my hair after battling with myself over it for about a i look more like a 17yr old.but on the other hand,i will get them back in a couple of months.:)



am so 14 yr old looking n ....nevermind.:(

Wednesday, October 3, 2007


I finally wanna have a change,it doesnt matter if its 4 the better or 4 d worse. sum mite say am beta , sum mite say am worse, but am saying,its just a change.

To start with,am gonna cut of my hair,no more briads or curly long hair.

Then am gonna stop turning down "offers".(its gotten to its peak).

Most of all am no longer gonna give a shit bout wat ppl say or think bout me.

Am gonna be ME with a lil alteration.

Oh yea 1 thing i wouldnt wanna change is my stupidity, its so fun having it as a talent.],i wonder my life without being stupid. well i wont change on dat aspect but wat am gonna do is IMPROVE on it!...

Friday, September 28, 2007


i got an exam tomorw,n i have no clue or do i say only half a clue to wat its all class b4 the exam n i dont get wat is sed in class..
yea...i also thot i was paying attention here...

tryin to catch up...well sumtimes u gotta pose 4 d cam n let the teacher just flow with u..time to study now..i hate the fact dat i got to study on a FRIDAY nite! i should be in SOHO!!

Monday, September 17, 2007

wat i think bout money

1st of all, money rules! u feel really cool if u hav alot of it. i get nightmares wen i dont hav any. n yea ppl say its d root of all evil, but to me, it doesnt matter! u need a levi's, ck, LV, etc..u aint getting nth if u ait got chada($,RM)! first u get the cash! next u just think of wat to use it for.

next u play with it as much as u want..

finally u can fall asleep on or with it..

when u wake up, just go crazy with it! its ur right to control money but never let it control u.

rite now, money is not controling me ,nor ,am i controling money,but sumday i will. until then, be safe.;)

Money rocks

A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?" The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out". Then the Man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian………. we definitely have services for all Christians ....[have a laughter filled week ahead]

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Not my work but i couldnt help but post it.

This is a letter from a wife to her husband ,and the husbands reply. Can i say its KARMA?

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a
brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you
love me anymore; you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Signed: Your EX-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with
MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence
that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter
that you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Blind, Deaf or Dumb?

bored in class,so i picked up a pen n wrote this..

A blind begger was on the street, with a sign on his neck dat read ,"help me am blind! i need money"...

two pedestrians saw him n took pity on him..

pedestrian: have dis man (passing him rm50)

blindman: thx!

*b4 the blind man streched his arm to recieve the cash,the wind blew d money away..almost instantly, the blind man ran after the cash and just as it was about to go into the drian,he dived at the cash.*

pedestrians: i thot he was blind?!!!hw did he do dat?!!(both suprised,they walked up to the blind man)

pedestrians: we thot u were blind!!!???

blindman: BLIND!!!??? who told u dat!!!!?

pedestrians: UR SIGN!!!

*blind man reads the sign suprised*

blindman: stupid artist! i told him to print "deaf and dumb"! who even told him i was blind!?

pedestrians: did he just say deaf and dumb?! i thot i heard words come outa his mouth!?

thanks 4 reading! cheers.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

time n sights in singapore

Like i decided on my previous post, i made it to singapore ,tho i wasnt really prepared 4 it. but it was a fun filled trip.
i arrived on wednesday night n had to rest for the day in my hotel room. but thursday was a diff story...
i heard there was an african resturant sumwhere called "Mustapha" so i headed down there with nji. the food was nice,i havnt had a complete african meal in a long time so it was great to me.

later dat nite it was party time at Ministry Of Sound.

the two shots of drink above, is called "B65", n if u look closely, u can see the fire lit on it. it wasnt really strong afterall tho.i went back to continue tequilla's.


suprisingly,i woke up without a hangover,so i set of again. went to orchard road into a shopping mall called "takashimaya"(wonder wat it means). we (i n nji) went there 4 the sole purpose of getting western food like steaks. but then we ended up in a japanese resturant.

i dared Nji to eat a ridiculous amount of veggie n suprisingly he did! well after all the eating n fun with the veggie,it all sumed up in the bills.
after that, we had a stroll along the road with various malls n world leading designer labels.
yea i spoted a lambo on dat street also. it was actually the 3rd lambo i saw in singapore n it wasnt the best at all. the galardo i saw was so nice,but then it couldnt wait 4 me to take a pic.:(.but then singaporeans got good n great taste 4 cars.i got to see virtually all my dream rides.n the best part was dat non were in a show room,they were ppls ride..the best place to spot these r at the vip car parks in clubs(big clubs at least).

dat nite i was at a pub n i had the content of the jug in the contained orange juice, 7 shots of tequilla, and 2 shots of some shitty drink dat the bar guy cliamed was 95% alcohol.i also had 2 shots of tequilla and shared another jug with nji. well i wasnt up to tell the story dat nite,cos i was passed out!i didnt even remember goin to my hotel room,i didnt knw how i got was fun tho.


i didnt wake up until 4pm n i suffered a massive hangover.i went n had lunch n back to bed until 7pm,then it was destination ZOUK! Dj PAUL VAN DYKE was playing from 7am till 7pm.

the entrance fee was $33,but then after the party ,it was worth it. i left at 5.30am tho,i couldnt hang on until the 7am closing time.
every other day was just easy goin n less crazy. i came back to kuching on tuesday.
i finally had to chill at the new STARBUCKS at the airport b4 i left was a nice place to chill,i hope they expand a lil more n come into town.

i gotta say the internet speed sucks but then,internet is not its primary service.thanks for reading! cheers.